It’s Nee Bliddy Gud Getting’ Aad -{Not in songbook}

As I sit here tonight, I'm tellin yer strite, its ne bliddy good gettin aad
Ye might think ye're wise cos yer’ve got saggy eyes, its ne bliddy good gettin aad
Aal that ye de is tell lee after lee, till leein comes natural as breath
If aal of yer lees waas torned inter fleas, ye'd be scratchin yerself half te death  

chorus: Its nee bliddy good gettin aad

           It's ne bliddy good gettin aad          

           Yer 5 percent truth & the rest is all mooth

           Its ne bliddy good gettin aad

Yer gan t the docs, it’s full of aad crocks, it’s nee bliddy gud getting’ aad

They’re aal there for jabs, they cadge aal yer tabs, it’s nee bliddy gud getting’ aad

The norse teks a fit if yer spit where yer sit and they hoy yer aad dog out the door

There’s a sign on the shelf says, “Look efter your health”

Ah thowt thats what doctors waas for!

Chorus

There’s pubs nivvor hord of a domino board, it’s nee bliddy gud getting’ aad

Yer can’t buy a pie cos they’re aal watchin’ Sky, it’s nee bliddy gud getting’ aad

I mind when we’d feed on a lovely sheep’s heid and a big bowl of tripe on the bar

Now the chips are caaled fries – there’s folks wearin’ ties

What quiche is Ah just divvent knaa!

Chorus

Aad folks can’t rap but they taak loads o’ crap – it’s nee bliddy gud getting’ aad 

The short time yer have,yer spend in the lav, its ne bliddy good gettin aad

Someone's only te say, 'How ye deein' the day?' and yer chewin' the lugs off their heid

If half it waas true, that they say's wrang wi’ thou

There's folks mair healthy that’s deid....