Satnav -{Not in songbook}

Chorus: Sat nav sat nav-this season’s must have

             Use it on road sea or choo choo

             Meet friendly faces in faraway spaces

             `In places you don’t want to go to

Pizzazz your charismo plug in the gizmo

That’s sweeping the world and the nation

Be hip and be groovy while you’re on the movee

With cool satellite navigation

Throw out your road map! Who wants that old crap?

Cos whether you’re may be rich or you’re brassic

Ride on the wild side make your new sat guide

And drive like a hypnotised wasik

I met a yeti all sweaty and fretty outside of a netty near Asda

He’d sat navved for days from the high Himalayas

Driving a little red Mazda

The cause of distress was his GPS

What a mess I’m telling you

When he punched in his postcode

And put it in search mode

It said no can do Kathmandu

Things couldn’t be bleaker by Lake Tanganyika

As Livingstone got weaker & weaker

His sat misbehavin’ in Stratford-on-Avon

Had left the poor kid up the creeker

Just then from the jungle came Zippy & Bungle

With Stanley who spoke up forthwith

Livingstone I presume you’re the taak o’ the Toon

I swear I’m not taking the pith

I know Marco Pole could navigate solo

Dressed in more fur than a lama

I know Drake and Raleigh were not very pally

But Vasco De Gama was calmer

Each single cat knew where he was at by using a chart and some tweezers

Well before sat nav it proves that there must have

Been one or two quite clever geezers

Don’t be a rabbit just sat it and nav it

Go where the voice leads you gently

Make sat nav your mantra -your techno enchant-ra

It fits both a Go Kart and Bentley

Buy this device it’s cheap at the price

Roam like the Romany’s roam

I know very well you’ll have stories to tell

Assuming you make it back home