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 Ed Pickford © prs

The little baby unicorn to its mother said

Why do I have a great big horn sticking from my head?

It stops me turning over when I’m lying in my bed

And the little baby unicorn’s mother said


Chorus:

Don’t you worry if you’re different –it’s really that you’re special that’s all

Don’t worry if you’re different –it’s really that you’re special that’s all

What the world may think is true is just a point of view

It shouldn’t worry you at all


A gargoyle at the party was never asked to dance

He said to his friend Arty, “Why don’t I get a chance?

Is there something strange about me? I know I’m loved in France”

The gargoyle’s best friend Arty looked at him askance


The griffin on the doctor’s couch says, “Doctor tell me why

I look like a lion but feel I want to fly”

The doctor proved he was an understanding guy

He said you have a feeling money cannot buy


The beasts of lore and legend are very strange that’s true

But when you think about it they’re just like me and you

Made from bits and pieces arranged to something new

When you’re feeling out of step here’s what you should do


Beasts of Lore & Legend