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 Ed Pickford © prs

Pizzazz your charismo - plug in the gizmo

Sweeping the world and the nation

Be hip and groovy while you’re on the movee     

With satellite navigation

Throw out your road map! Who wants that old crap?

Whether you’re rich or you’re brassic

Ride on the wild side make sat your new guide

Drive like a hypnotised wasik


Sat nav sat nav-this season’s must have

Use it on road sea or choo choo

Meet friendly faces in faraway spaces

In places you don’t want to go to

I met a yeti all sweaty and fretty outside a netty near Asda

Lost and confused and completely bemused

Driving a little red Mazda

Cause of distress was his GPS

What a mess I’m telling you

Punched in his postcode

Put it in search mode

Said, “No-can-do Kathmandu


Old Marco Polo could navigate solo

Dressed in more fur than a lama

Drake and old Raleigh were not very pally

Vasco De Gama much calmer

All of these cats knew where they were at

Using a chart and some tweezers

Just goes to show a long time ago

There were some real clever geezers


Dain’t be a rabbit go sat it and nav it

Drive where the voice leads you gently

Make it your mantra - a sat nav enchant-a

Fits on a Go Kart and Bentley

Don’t you think twice cos it’s cheap at the price

Roam like the Romany’s roam

You’ll have some traveller’s tales you can tell

If you can make it back home

Sat Nav