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 Ed Pickford © prs

In the days of yore by a Cornish shore - there lived a man of fame

Oh he had two legs and his horse had four - and Poldark was his name

Now he’s back I see on BBC - and that’s unfair to men

For the girls all stare at his derrierre - as Poldark rides again

Rides again - rides again

With a bot that’s hot - he’s got the lot - Ross Poldark rides again

Rides again - rides again

With a bot that’s hot - he’s got the lot - Ross Poldark rides again


Well I’ll slap my thigh and I’ll hope to die - if that guy’s not a hunk

He’s the legal high you can try or buy - with 6 pack for a trunk

He can Ballroom dance in skin-tight pants - he scores a perfect ten

If you want romance you could try Penzance - when Poldark rides again

Rides again - rides again

With a roving eye - and lace-up fly - Ross Poldark rides again

Rides again - rides again

With a roving eye - and lace-up fly - Ross Poldark rides again


Well he’s lean & lithe and his buttocks jive - and ripped to women’s taste

And his hips they writhe as he grips his scythe - when stripped down to the waist

There’s a queue to view his derring-do - his yang makes all girls yen

If you don’t like whips then you’ve had your chips - when Poldark rides again

Rides again - rides again

There’ll be plenty sex & flexing pecs - when Poldark rides again

Rides again - rides again

There’ll be plenty sex & flexing pecs - when Poldark rides again


On a Cornish night when a piskie sprite - is dancing by the sea

If the moon is bright then you may well might - see ghosts from history

There’s King Arthur with Sir Lancelot - and Barbie with her Ken

And Demelza boy who’ll be hot to trot - when Poldark rides again

Rides again - rides again

He’s a screw-fix screw that will soon fix you  - when Poldark rides again

Rides again - rides again

He’s a screw-fix screw that will soon fix you - when Poldark rides again


Ending:

Let critics snipe with green-eyed gripe -and jealous passions pen

Every word they type will increase the hype - when Poldark rides again






Poldark Rides Again Hartlepool Folk Festival 2015 Live at The Duke of Cleveland